making a mutual after months of trying
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
Fight for your sisters, not just your cis-sters.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
When you’re drunk and hear a Smiths song
when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.